Pearls before Schwein

"Don't laugh, it only encourages him."

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Can’t sleep, got to be up in three hours*, watching a Ross Kemp documentary about Polish football hooligans on some pish-awful afterthought of a channel, Kemp himself just got hit with a bit of stray teargas as riot police are called in at a match in Krakow, then the opening notes to this track come in and I remember that very recently my gf and I watched that Extras episode with Ross Kemp in and Underworld are her favourite band so I guess everything has come full circle and I should probably go to bed because seriously how did Underworld end up in a late night documentary about Polish football hooligans and oh god I’m going to feel like absolute shite when I crawl out of bed at 6am.

*This pig got a job now. Are you proud of me, tumblr?

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Current day Star Wars fans were not the first to introduce the line “May the fourth be with you”: when Margaret Thatcher was elected Britain’s first female Prime Minister on May 4, 1979, her party placed an advertisement in The London Evening News that said “May the Fourth Be with You, Maggie. Congratulations.”

So Star Wars fans are all Tories, the joke is 33 years old and counting, it’s 4th May anyway, we can all go back to bed now and forget all about it.